Mine was yellow, a bit more faded than this one. |
Ian Cooper
When I bought a 1971 MGB roadster in about 1978, I
was an eighteen year old kid. Lots of guys liked sports cars back then. There
were a lot more of them, and even as fourteen and fifteen year-old kids,
naturally we dreamed of the day we would turn 16 and get our beginner’s
license.
Over the course of the seven or eight years I drove
the car, I blew the engine, burned out a clutch, scored brake rotors when the
brake pads wore down to the metal and I was a hundred and forty miles from home. I
had all sorts of adventures in that car.
The car was modified to some degree by the time I was
done with it.
The original motor had an air pump for pollution
control. On someone’s suggestion, a guy with an M.G.B. G.T., I removed the air
pump, the separate pulley belt for it and then used five-eighths national
coarse pipe plugs to fill the holes in the head.
Purists hate to see you do that sort of thing. I wanted
to race. It was my big dream in life. I read Road & Track, Rob Walker’s F-1 coverage and all the
road tests—we read tests of cars we could never hope to own, but guys of a
certain age drool over a
red Countach.
By the time I was done, the car had an aluminum hood.
Once you’ve taken the motor out once or twice, you quickly realize that the
sealed and bonded ends of the oil cooler hoses are a pain in the butt because
the hoses go through flared or rubber-ringed holes in the radiator cross-piece. You had to take it out sometimes In the M.G. it's easily removable with a few bolts. The solution to this was to cut
the metal part of the pipes, and then substitute Aeroquip hoses. The oil pressure
in that car was good, fifty to seventy pounds per square inch depending on engine
speed. Not knowing all that much about such things, I used double hose clamps.
I used a fairly big clamp which meant that it had a fairly big screw to tighten
it. I could use a fairly big screwdriver to tighten it properly.
Another modification happened by accident. I was in
Delhi, working at the News-Record,
and the car had charging problems. The alternator was shot. I needed it for
work, M.G. parts were expensive. A guy at the Canadian
Tire store in Delhi
suggested changing it for a Chrysler alternator. I thought he was nuts until he
took me out in the parking lot and showed me how he had done it to his red Triumph Spitfire. It took
a piece of flat-bar, a couple of holes, used the same belt, and now produced
seventy amps where the little M.G. unit would do thirty-five.
On that car I put Hooker tube headers. I had
a Supersprint
free-flow exhaust. When you look at the ads in magazines, (online nowadays),
they make claims. Guaranteed increase in horsepower, anything from ten to
thirty-five percent. It’s probably best to assume lower numbers. You’ll talk
about it and your friends will try and shoot you down. It’s best not to make
extravagant claims. The combination sounded good and the engine probably did
rev higher and produce more power. The engine blew one day at over a hundred
miles an hour, and that’s how I ended up with an engine from a 1968 M.G.B. that
I pulled out of a back yard on Pine Street and we towed home on the end of a
rope.
What I did next, before sticking that old motor in my
car, was to pay a guy just down off Vidal Street to rebuild the block properly.
Then I did a little porting and polishing on the cylinder head.
I had never done it before and I’ve never done it
since. I didn’t go too insane. Going mad in there will create thin spots.
Coolant flows through the heads and uneven thicknesses in port walls leads to
uneven cooling and heating cycles. This will result in hairline fracture and
eventual failure. I just tried to match up the profiles where the exhaust ports
met the manifold. I smoothed it up, not to a mirror-like shine, but matte. I
did a similar process on the intakes, which were round—the exhaust ports were
little rectangular holes inside the larger round tube of the header.
When doing the cylinder head, we milled her down about 0.030”,
something rational like that. That was three passes of ten thou each.
I took the heavy and boxy old M.G. air cleaners off
and made
my own. There are small, flat but cylindrical filter elements. I took two
round plates of sixteenth hard aluminum. The outer plate needs a couple of
holes for the bolts, and the inner plate had the hole to match the carb plus
the same two holes for bolts.
The other thing with the M.G. or any small car is
weight. On a roadster, the roof comes right off along with a little folding
frame-work—the stays. You can leave that at home. The bumpers were easy to
remove. That saved some weight. The air pump weighed a few pounds. When the rug
was shot, I took it out. A rotten old rug weighed something. I switched from
two six-volt batteries to one twelve-volt. I got rid of the original
three-blade wipers and used a two-blade system from the ’68.
The triple wiper
system was in response to improved safety regulations of the era, something to
do with having ‘a minimum of 100 square inches of swept area’ or whatever it
was back then.
The M.G. was a fun car for a young guy.
You could look up under the dashboard and find the four bolts. You could remove
the windshield. I took the front fenders off. I propped her up on an angle of
forty-five degrees once to do some work to the chassis, which had some rot when
I got it.
I took the engine and transmission out, changed the
clutch plate and then put it back in the car again. I was alone, just me, a set
of chain-falls and the car.
Throw in a little bit of aggression, and that was a
pretty quick little car for its time, its place, and its budget.
END
Note. By removing ten percent of the weight of a car, you get ten percent more power for free. It will accelerate ten percent faster, go ten percent faster, and use ten percent less fuel. Not only that, but the tires have to pull ten percent less vehicle through a turn, as well as under braking. Also, by extension, the spings are now ten percent harder (relatively speaking) and the shocks ten percent more capable of damping out major wheel movements. Braking distance will be reduced by ten percent. This is not an extravagant claim but the result of simple physics.
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